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from Anonymous
(987)		 I'm not saying he's gay, but I could deff see him wearing a shirt that says I love pickles
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from Kerri
(206)		 Wow i losted my car keys and where did my pantys go
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from Andrew
(954)		 I got tha tone late... you know Nik is a wh***. Where u guys goin 2nite? Me n C don't know what to do!!
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from DOLE a what??
(561)		 DUDE, call this bitch and tell her to give back my dog. 561 305 7863 no wait 786 537 1132
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from anonymous
(987)		 I love Miami rooftop parties!!!
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from Anonymous
(987)		 (***): I'd be so haw. (***): hawT (*-***): hawt has a t. (*-***): there we go, babe. Good job.
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from Aaron
(942)		 Dude there was just an intense earthquake...my dick was floppin around. Now I have a boner, there better be no aftershock!
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from Gstar
(561)		 yep... its gonna be comical relief... like when a clown has diarrhea...
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from Anonymous
(987)		 oh fuck man, I got a grenade !
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from Bri
(712)		 I woke up with my clothes on and don't know where I am.
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from NIck
(534)		 3 12 Dude i Jus walked in on my mom givin dad head can i come over
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from Chris N
(954)		 .. so they all started fighting and one guy started saying I dont want to go back to Jail... G said put away your fuckin resume and knocked him the fuk out..lol.. too funny
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from Anonymous
(987)		 Pussy is great!!!
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from Aaron
(757)		 walked in on some1 peeing on my bong, left to get a bat to beat his ass then came back and he was taking a dump in my pillow case, damn vodka
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from anonymous
(987)		 I got so drunk the other night I sucked my boyfriends dick at the circus ;)
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from G
(954)		 cant find my hotel room..... very drunk...
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from Anonymous
(987)		 I'm not in the mood to be teabagged today...maybe tomorrow with a facial?
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from Anonymous
(987)		 Sex in an sicon is no fun very painful.
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from Marcus
(626)		 You kno what's sum funny shit? Clown diarrhea
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from ???
(954)		 hot girls at cheetah... very nice! were the fuk r u at??
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from holly
(205)		 just because i booty call her, doesnt mean we have to speak in person. just 2 clear that up!
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from Anonymous
(987)		 " no I'm so out of it tommorroday. Omg what's wrong with weee!!!??????"
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from Anonymous
(987)		 I wine up & didn't know where my underwear were.
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from Michele
(954)		 getting guys to buy you bottles is not a career path, get a job!!!
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from Anonymous
(987)		 We we're so drunk we fucked in an elementary school feild hahahah
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